I wish I only lived at night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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