the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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