i just wanna soil my oats bro
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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