so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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