What a fucking waste of an outfit
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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