question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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