is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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