Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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Im part way to drunk.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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