i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We had to coat check the pizza.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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