That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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