he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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