So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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