so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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