Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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