I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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