Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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