Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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