and she was petting her beer can
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
