Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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