She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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