ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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