I'm lost and stupid without you.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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