I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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