K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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