i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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