I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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