I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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