Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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