I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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