So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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