I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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