This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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