so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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