My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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