Plan B is the new Plan A
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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