I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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