I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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