He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you