I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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