no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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