Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..