im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.