Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.