i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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