so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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