ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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