Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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