note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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