wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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