found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
How naked do you want me to be?
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