So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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