Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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