If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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