Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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