Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
