no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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